Bank on your Egg Credit Card
Scramble! Egg the online banking business is for sale by parent bank Citigroup. Well you can’t repair a banking crisis without breaking Eggs.
Will the brand and customer base be strong enough to fetch a good price or will it be Egg all over someone’s face?
Egged on by bad puns, it will be no Yoke finding a buyer who will shell out for a cracked Egg. Will the deal make it easy-over in USA with the sunny-side up or are all hopes just fried. If there is a bad Egg and the lawyers and doctors get involved will the it make the Tort Illa.
The slogan I can live with and wish this new banking venture well (it has to be better than some of the other fringe banking activities we have seen recently).
Why are Dogs being treated by the new online bank. Are dog owners more affluent pet lovers and can you love your bank last and not man’s best friend.